In which all of the science, math, and tone is 100% wrong.
In which we watch a soap opera, I’ve seen better detective episodes, and more things are sloppily resolved than are set up in the first place.
In which Voyager finds a wormhole, Janeway tries to brainwash a crewmember, and Torres is the worst flight attendant ever.
In which Janeway risks the entire ship to feed her addiction.
In which Neelix spruces up Janeway’s dining room and also sick bay.
In which Kes has a nightmare, Big Oil is Teh Badz, and Janeway is a remarkably bad temporal mechanic.
In which we deal with crew conflicts, the EMH is a Meeseeks, and Janeway fits a big object through a tight opening.
In which Neelix gets naked just way, way too quickly.
In which a long and bitter road begins. Also, this show is about people getting stranded.