In which Kirk falls for another pretty face, prejudices are cast aside, and we end with some very satisfying action sequences.
In which I spend a lot of time talking about obvious parallels, I ruin the mystery, and I spend a lot of time talking about obvious parallels.
In which I am compelled by my sense of personal honor and loyalty to finish what I started… ladies.
In which I tried so hard / to like this file / but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
In which several time loops are closed, the Eugenics Wars is one of them, and Kirk avoids all consequences for everything.
In which Kirk faces consequences, yet another giant space monster is headed toward Earth, and time travel is something of a trip.
In which other captains ain’t got shit on Kirk, Spock has his second First Time, and Vulcans are Space Elves.
In which I spend a lot of time not watching the movie, Starfleet Security must be worth something now, and it looks like a lot of things won’t make it to the end of the film.
Discalimer: I am told that when I discuss time travel, it makes people’s heads hurt. I strongly advise watching the indicated episodes with a pad and pen and making diagrams. It will help. Probably.
In which I break the fourth wall, Kirk thinks outside the plane, and the Enterprise is only as good as her full crew compliment.