In which survey teams are inadequately equipped and nothing else important happens.
In which Riker gets a command, Wesley cheats, and Data plays Space-Chess with a living jowl.
In which JetBlue has really gone downhill, Worf achieves many things, and soft lighting is employed.
In which Picard, Worf, and Riker are hunted for their precious sperm. Yes, you read that right.
In which a little more of the timeline is revealed, an ethical conunrum is raised, and a match is made among the stars.
In which shuttles are useless, Picard has a past, and a couple of space pirates in an inflatable raft try to play poker with Riker.
In which ensign Gomez feels up the captain, questions are raised about Guinan, and hypotheses are presented about Q.
In which Picard likes a powerful beast between his legs, Wesley gets command thrust upon him, and Data violates the Prime Directive like… well, you can write your own tasteless joke here. I believe in you.
In which the Enterprise stops for repairs, Riker considers a promotion, and the worst martial art ever is shown.
In which Riker makes scrambled monotreme eggs, reversing the polarity always helps, and I get flashbacks to SimAnt.