TAS: S1E05: “More Tribbles, More Troubles”

In which the Klingons are bad at stress testing, genetic engineering is a fun fad, and Kirk gets buried in his work.

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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home part 2

In which several time loops are closed, the Eugenics Wars is one of them, and Kirk avoids all consequences for everything.

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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

In which Kirk faces consequences, yet another giant space monster is headed toward Earth, and time travel is something of a trip.

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TAS: S1E04: “The Lorelei Signal”

In which Starfleet is terrible at mission prioritization, three episodes I didn’t particularly like are condensed into one, and a new counter is inaugurated.

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TAS: S1E03: “One of our Planets is Missing”

In which I contemplate the sensors, Spock preaches the vegetarianism he practices, and James Kirk Doesn’t Care About Cloud People!

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TAS: S1E02: “Yesteryear”

In which a bird has a tricorder, a bear is a dog, and time travel paradoxes continue to be loads of fun.

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TAS: S1E01: “Beyond the Farthest Star”

In which I cave to deadline pressure, the most useful invention ever appears for a single franchise and never again, and conspiracy theories are fun.

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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock part 2

In which other captains ain’t got shit on Kirk, Spock has his second First Time, and Vulcans are Space Elves.

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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

In which I spend a lot of time not watching the movie, Starfleet Security must be worth something now, and it looks like a lot of things won’t make it to the end of the film.

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