In which all happy families are alike, in that they do not appear in this episode.
In which Seven has a relapse and Janeway declares war.
In which Sisko fights some Jem’Hadar and Kira fights her conscience.
In which Harry shouldn’t have worn sweatpants that day, Torres suffers a broken heart, and the Doctor makes friends with Norman Bates.
In which a lot of ships get crippled, Sisko receives a new assignment, and Kira faces off against Weyoun.
In which Chakotay is rescued by partisans, fights by partisans, and can’t manage bipartisanship.
In which Torres has a really bad day, Seven deals with her past, and the show has some worrying messages about refugees.
In which there’s only room for one catsuit on this ship, but this show is trying for serious themes again.
In which we anthropomorphize the Borg twice.
In which Leeta says ‘screw that’ to the dress, war is declared, and a new comedy trio is formed.